Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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