Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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