He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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