I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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