I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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