It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I did not marry a roomba.
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