my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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