Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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