id be glad to
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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