Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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