Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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