My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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