this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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