I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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