Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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