Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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