yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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