I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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