i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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