K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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