I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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