So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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