Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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