if only i could text you this smell
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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