Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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