He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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