It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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