That's when you crack a 10am beer
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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