at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize