Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
