and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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