are you still at the devil's house?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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