he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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