I'm really into asian looking animals
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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