I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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