I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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