your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's official drugs can't kill me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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