the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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