Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
