I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys