my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me