so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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