I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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