Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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