If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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