just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
