no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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