He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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