this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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