He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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