Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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