You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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