All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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