first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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