i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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