Having a random hookup so left but love u
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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