My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Randomize
