There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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