she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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