My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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