I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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