someone owes me an orgasm
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.