if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?